...I'm Chuck Bass

1. transcribe Chuck Bass's lines from Gossip Girl.
2. transform them into pure poetry.

by: jamie agnello (jamie.agnello@gmail.com)

2.8 Pret-a-Poor-J

Want to get in?
I’d love to give you a ride.


Don’t torture me.
I’m dying.


I gave you a shot,
and while your efforts
were admirable, I’m bored

…and you ruined my pants.


I heard you.
I was just choosing
to ignore you.



Chuck & Blair
go to the movies,

Chuck & Blair
holding hands.


It smells a little
like desperation.